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Tuesday, 09 December 2008

my turn

it's really late and i can't sleep. so i decided to take some advice from a friend and make a bucket list (sorry rob i may end up having a few of yours on here, even though i agreed with almost all of yours :p)

some of these are more realistic then others.

* go skydiving
* travel the world, but most importantly Amsterdam, Paris, London, Italy, Sydney.
* bungee jump off the eiffel tower
* ride a unicycle on the great wall of china
* punch Jason Statham in the face
* be in a movie with Jim Carrey
* see the Strokes, Oasis, and Radiohead live.
* go on a treasure hunt
* do a stand up routine at radio city music hall
* play jack skellington in a live performance of A Nightmare Before Christmas
* star gaze an that one spot back home with that one person
* go ice fishing in Alaska with Professor Tavineir and Robert
* take that canoe/camping trip in Canada with Drew, Robert, Ted, and Eli
* walk through the darkest, skechtiest, ally in the world singing "God has not given me the spirit of fear"
* swing dance with that one person at swing 46 in nyc
* write, direct, produce, and star all in the same movie
* have a beer with Robert when were with Julian Casablancas, Liam Gallagher, Jim Carrey, Stephen King, Bono, Johnny Depp, Tim Burton, Rick Rubin, Owen Wilson, John Cusack, Jack White, Kanye West, and Bob Dylan and see what happens
* fly in a hot air balloon.
* go on a roadtrip to California with some friends
* graduate college
* climb a mountain with Drew Kinnen and Robert Haller and have a GOOD time
* make a difference in this world somehow
* be a husband and a dad

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yeah there's probably quite a bit more, but that's good for now...
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go make one yourself if you don't like mine.

Friday, 24 October 2008

life has been real hectic... i'm looking for a break..... and i think i may get one soon...
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they say the best things in life are worth fighting for..... but how do you know when your fighting for what's best?
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i think i'm just going to kick back a watch scooby doo... at least in their life they always solve the mystery.

Friday, 20 June 2008

just some pictures of me and coolest guy i know, for those of you who don't have facebook.

Joel said.. "Lets dress up like each other and have Colleen take pictures of us."... So I was like.. "Ok"

I love my little brother!!! :)

Monday, 19 May 2008

one more year

today i'am one more year away from being old.
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Tuesday, 29 April 2008

Unhappy...unhappy..very unhappy
Unhappy...unhappy...
Very very very very very
Very very unhappy
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I have a secret desire
Hiding deep in my soul
It sets my heart afire
To see me in this role
I wanna be a producer
With a hit show on Broadway
I wanna be a producer
Lunch at Sardi's every day
I wanna be a producer
Sport a top hat and a cane
I wanna be a producer
And drive those chorus girls insane!
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yeah!
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Thursday, 03 April 2008

get off the computer and go outside!
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Tuesday, 25 March 2008

sometimes you just need to go "BLAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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heaacckkkkk!

Have you ever had that feeling during the end of a cold. That feeling of having one last cough deep down inside you. While I was in class yesterday I kept getting that annoying half cough/half grunt thing going on. When all of the sudden something special happened. That cough deep down inside me welled up and all at once I was like "HEAAACKK!!" and my cold was gone...... never to be seen again...... Now if I could just get rid of my sniffles. "SSNNNN"
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.TWO MORE DAYS TILL SPRING BREAK!!!

Thursday, 20 March 2008

owwee!

This morning I woke at 8:00am to the sound of my alarm (my cell phone). I got up grabbed the phone and laid back down. Holding the phone in my hand I then looked at it to see the time read 8:01am. That was the last thing I remember, until I awoke to find me sleeping on my arm(again). I tried to pull my arm out but it was so numb I couldn't feel it. I then started looking with my one good arm for my phone to see what time it was. Dragging my numb arm around i realized my hand was shut and there was something in it. You guessed it, my phone was in there. So I pried my hand open looked at the phone and it said 9:49 am. I jumped out of bed and nailed my numb arm against the wall. I wouldn't have even noticed if it wasn't for the "BANG". But i can definitely feel the pain now. haha. The hardest part was putting on my shirt with one arm. But then as time went on the feeling came back and I made it to my destination on time. "few!"

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I really need to stop sleeping on my arm. I do it like once a week.
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Tuesday, 18 March 2008

remember....uhh. when you were with the beatles??? "yeah".... that was awesome!

life can be looked at in so many ways... i like to think of it as comical. like the "status quote" in the world today.

-kids act immature, but think they should be responsible for themselves.

-old people complain about there age, but use it as a "card" knowing and going through everything

-and then there are the people in between who are immature and complain about getting older.

-its ok for loud people to tell quiet people to "open there mouths", but not ok for quiet people to tell loud mouths to "shut it."

-fat people can call skinny people "string bean", but skinny people can't call fat people "tub of lard"

-short people can say "jeeze your tall" "hows the weather up there", but tall people can't reply by spiting on there head and saying "it's raining".

-comical people can tell someone strict to "lighten up", but strict people can't say "be serious"

-and since when has it become acceptable to type in all lower caps...... is it cool??? is this post any more less pathetic when i type like this...... or even the"......." what is up with that??? and the three question marks that imply "i'm waiting???"

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.sometimes i wonder if anyone else out there thinks like i do... the world is full idiocracy... you can either get mad at it or laugh it off.... or you can do what i do and work to break the "status quote".. :p